Fall League Captains

Technically, it's a duck.

oh, and my last name is like a public pool, there shouldn't be any P in there, even though sometimes people (like Todd) put it in there anyway.

Fall league is fast approaching and we are in need of some generous people to volunteer to captain teams. We are looking for people who:
• Are able to offer constructive criticism in a helpful manner to league coordinators.
• Are willing to accept league guidelines for roster construction.
• Understand SOTG and the 11th edition rules well enough to help settle disputes on the field.
• Understand that the league is run by volunteers, the other captains are volunteers, your team is made up of people and not superhuman hero’s, and people make mistakes.
• Can be flexible on things like gender balance and draft dates.
• Can leap tall buildings in a single bound
• Can make balloon animals while balancing on a ball.

If you find yourself answering yes to 5 or more of these questions we would like you to volunteer to captain a fall league team. Aside from the admiration of your fellow teammates, the possibility of having your teams name engraved on the SSUP Cup, and a beer from the league commissioner you also may receive: Fuzzy feelings of warmth, the knowledge of how far down the draft Kolosseus gets taken, a toast of appreciation at the after-party and a goose from Matt Sampson. To volunteer send and e-mail to Todd King at bkingtodd@gmail.com or talk to him at pickup.